Sunday, May 13, 2007

quotes from George Carlin

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And here are the ones I liked very much:

* Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

* I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

* No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.

* I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.

* So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.