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And here are the ones I liked very much:
* Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
* I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
* No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
* I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
* So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
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Glad to see you have finally discovered the magic that is George Carlin! My dad introduced me to him at a young age, and I've been a fan of his since then.
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